LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

We were going to go to Bronner’s and take bets on how long it would take Anders’ eyes to roll up into the back of his head, but as (his) luck would have it, we ran out of time due to the siren call of all the outlet stores at Birch Run. I sound like someone who lives for shopping, if you judge by what we seem to be spending the most time doing during this vacation, but really it’s only because I haven’t been home to the States in over 2 years, and we saved up the wish list,...