Daily Archive: August 20, 2004

20
Aug
2004

HOLES IN YOUR HEAD

Presents go a long way for making up for the fact that I just turned 40. Today at work my department gave me a lovely set of fat matte etched gold earrings. Only one problem: I have virgin lobes. I’m not altogether sure why I’ve never gotten my ears pierced. I do know why I haven’t gotten a tattoo: I’m a big wimp. My mom doesn’t have pierced ears either, and part of me thinks that it’s cool. We have less holes in our heads than most people. 😛 I also know that I would spend a FORTUNE on earrings...

20
Aug
2004

EARWORM

WHY OH GOD WHY do I have Yankee Doodle stuck in my head, only with the words “I’m an Oscar Mayer Weiner”?! Somebody, please, shoot me now!!