Daily Archive: August 31, 2004

31
Aug
2004

WILL WORK FOR SUSHI

Okay, I’ve stewed enough in my own juices. It was the headache brought on by squinting at the fill-in forms on the job-search websites and the fact that I keep having to admit that I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. When you live in a place for 7.5 years, and you walk the walk and talk the talk, you might be quite naturally forgiven for thinking that you are 100% assimilated and that you blend in like the blendiest of blenders. I was practically BORN here, if you know what I mean. But then shock, caped and masked,...

31
Aug
2004

CRAB

Everything is shitty this morning. My resume sucks. My Swedish writing skills suck. I will never find another job. I’m totally unmotivated. I’m tired. There are not enough hours in the day. I’m cold and wet and hungry and broke and I swallowed my gum. grump Bonus points to those who know what movie I paraphrased that last sentence from.