WORMS, HERE I COME!

Ways I’ve Been Annoyed So Far This Morning: being woken up at 5:45 a.m. by Martin who didn’t make it to the bathroom in time not being able to get back to sleep before the alarm went off at 6:30 not being able to stay in bed until 7 because Anders is in Italy Karin dragging her feet and taking forever to eat her breakfast having everything I tossed into the garbage miss and end up on the floor in front of it Martin taking forever to find a toy to take with him a borderline headache a toothache that...