Daily Archive: June 12, 2004

12
Jun
2004

BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE

Homeland Security: 13,000 dogs were put down last week after George W Bush misread his autocue leading to a War on Terriers.* Also, in OTHER NEWS: Qlphqbet Tqkeover Mounted! the letter q hqs qppqrently kidnqpped the letter q in q bid to become the first letter of the qlphqbet. previously best known for the beginning of Quincy, the humble q hopes to emulqte the mqssive comebqck mqde by @ in recent yeqrs.* *Get more Unreliable Facts!

12
Jun
2004

COULD IT GET ANY MORE RANDOM THAN THIS?

The majority of my department was back in the office yesterday, where I had only been expecting one or two people. When my boss walked in, I said “Crud! I suppose this means I have to work now!” and when he said “What?” I replied, “Nothing, honey” and then laughed my head off My friend Angie had her baby girl yesterday after waiting since her water broke on TUESDAY, welcome to the world Kaisa Madelaine! The sushi last night with galestorm was SO incredibly good, as was the conversation Buying magnets in Sweden is very expensive I had the best...