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Attention span? What attention span? I feel like a hummingbird today. I can’t focus. I can’t keep my mind on one thing. I keep jumping up and down and interrupting myself. I don’t know why. I don’t have anything special going on or anything special I’m looking forward to. I’d eat nectar if I could find it. Did you know that the reason why nothing in nature that can be eaten is blue is because blue means poison? Well, that, and yellow. But not all yellow, just yellow animals. Okay, and not even all of them because hamsters and canaries...