TYLENOL BRAINDUMP

Whenever someone asks whether I’m the kind of person who sees the glass as half-full or as half-empty, I always reply that I see the glass as TOO BIG. I can’t remember if I read that somewhere or if I made it up myself, although it’s much cooler to think I came up with it on my own. Meeting someone in person that you’ve had a connection with online is a strange feeling. It’s like recognizing an old friend from long ago that’s changed in some substantial way. Until they say something exactly as you’ve heard their voice in your...