Daily Archive: September 2, 2003

02
Sep
2003

PITY PARTY’S OVER

I just got off the phone with my friend Kelly, who is incredibly lucky to be alive. She flipped her car on the highway last Friday and ended up upside down in the ditch with just scrapes on her arms and cracked ribs. She was talking on her cell phone, and in going to change lanes, realized someone was in her blind spot and swerved to avoid them, losing control of the car. Her husband heard the whole thing. Geez louise. She says she’ll never talk on a cell phone while in the car again, and studies have, in fact,...

02
Sep
2003

SELFISHNESS

Reason #34 Why Not to Have Kids Because you can’t coddle yourself when you’re sick and lay in bed all day and have people bring you orange juice, tissues and chicken soup, and you can’t sleep as much as you need to, and you can’t be alone in a quiet house. Especially when they’re sick, too. Although they’re on the borderline of being okay to go back to school/daycare and I, on the other hand, am on my DEATHBED. 🙂 feeling sorry for myself makes me feel a little better. 🙂