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Hours In Day + Things To Do = DOES NOT COMPUTE redpirk, there’s a problem now with meeting you on the 31st. They just moved the time of the Halloween party up to 4:30, which means I now have to be there at 2 p.m. to decorate. Do you want to come to the party? If so, would it be just you? You are very welcome to come as my guest, if you like (it’s a family/kid thang, though, so be warned). Excellent, if a bit un-PC*, rant about the societal changes leading to our current state of affairs in...