Show me the way to go home!
I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head
Wherever you may roam, over land or sea or foam
Whenever you hear me singing this song, show me the way to go home!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Show me the way to my habitual abode
I’m fatigued and I wanna retire
I had a beverage sixty minutes ago and it went straight to my cerebellum!
Wherever you may perambulate, over land or sea or atmospheric density
Whenever you hear this melodious ode, show me the way to my habitual abode!