Daily Archive: March 20, 2004

I just got a spam mail for penis enlargement with the subject line GET A TREE TRUNK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. I hope they’re talking about saplings, because frankly that made me squeeze my thighs together and think, No WAY, Buddy, Get that thing away from me. Who thinks this stuff up?! Motherhood Has Definitely NOT Dulled the Edge of Mimi Smartypants: Sunny-Side Up Apparently it’s snowing further north in Sweden, and judging by the slowly whitening cloud cover, we aren’t going to escape. My money is on snow sometime before Sunday evening despite the hard-working buds and green leaves that...

When I awoke this morning it was to the wolves of the wind, snapping around the house, howling with hunger, trying to find their way in. Trees are bent, branches and greenery swaying in the horizontal waltzing of the wind. There are little blue dimples in the puffy cheeks of the clouds, and the open regard of the sun as an eye opens is pale and watery. There seems to be some sort of full-moon weirdness going on in my life when it comes to organizations. I have kerfluffles happening in two separate spheres which are a little unsettling, and...