THE GAMUT

St. Patrick’s Day: Niceness: Tickets from the Pub for 1 free Irish Stew appetizer, 1 free pint of Guinness and 1 free shot of Irish whisky for everyone in our party (23) Disappointment: Didn’t get to hear The Unicorn Song or Danny Boy. Joke: An Irish palm pilot consisting of a string with a pen, tied around the wrist, and on the palm of the hand the written words Buy Beer. Aggravation: a 2-hour wait to get our food and a horrible singer in a Crocodile Dundee wannabe outfit singing such gems songs as Pink Floyd’s The Wall and Bryan...