Author: lizardek

26
Aug
2005

GANG AFT AGLEY

We were going to go go-carting for our team-building activity this afternoon on the 2nd day of our off-site meeting, but the sun was shining, and Malmö Festival was in full swing, and we were running late, and no one really felt like go-carting, so we ended up deciding to ditch it and go shopping in the late afternoon instead,…except that I went back to the office and worked for 2 hours instead. We were going to take the kids and go down to Malmö Festival tonight to eat festival food and cotton candy and walk around and see the...

25
Aug
2005

SEND TUMS

Interesting but tiring thing about today: All day off-site global marketing meeting (another day full tomorrow) Great thing about today: Surprise fika in the afternoon was 1 quart each of 5 different Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors! Mmmmm! Drag thing about today: the shit weather, which my brother DELIBERATELY jinxed us with Pass-it-on nice thing about today: 3 compliments on the purple-lady-triangle brooch that galestorm made for me Sweet thing about today: making it home in time to see my kids before bedtime with their spraypainted hair and giant “just-been-to-the-circus” grins Crud thing about today: the nausea and upset...

23
Aug
2005

HABITUAL, NOT RABBITUAL

You know how life seems to speed up around the second half of the year, as if now that summer is over, it’s picking up speed down the slope, moving gleefully away from those long slow sunny days (oh ho ho ho) and into the stretch? School starts, vacation is over, activities begin again. Festivals and fairs bop and jive, the circus comes to town. In Flyinge, the organizers of the annual giant flea market/auction send out flyers soliciting gently used goods one weekend from all the households, and then cheerfully sell them back to everyone in town but the...

22
Aug
2005

WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN

I thought about writing a big ol ranty rant but, no. I thought about writing a scholarly treatise on a subject about which I know much and you know little, just to enlighten the world a little bit but, no. I thought about writing a zany, knee-slappingly funny anecdote (true story! WAHAHAHA!) but, no. I was going to give you a blow-by-blow account of how my day went from a bad start to a crazy center, gooey like a cream-filled chocolate, only not nearly as good, to movingatthespeedoflight to crisis center action to okay I can’t do anything about this...

21
Aug
2005

CAN YOU CANOE?

If you sit really still and listen, in addition to not causing the canoe to wobble violently, you’ll hear the water life under and around you. That stretching sound is your muscles, pulling and contracting in ways you’d forgotten. That slapping splash and arpeggio of water drops is the paddle dipping in, pushing and displacing, your body the motor that moves the boat forward. Fronds wave slowly and wetly beneath you, you pass so quickly over them, their elongated strands leafily undulating, wetly waving. An army of dragonflies darts madly about, a zipping sound, capering and dancing above the green...

19
Aug
2005

THE PASSION OF THE PAGE, THE HOOK OF THE BOOK

I worked 11 hours today and then I came home and baked a cake. I am officially too tired to think of anything to write. So I leave you with this, which is something someone else wrote but which I could have: “Explaining the moment of connection between a reader and a book to someone who’s never experienced it is like trying to describe sex to a virgin. A friend of mine says that when he meets a book he loves, he starts to shake involuntarily. For me, the feeling comes in a rush: I’m reading along and suddenly a...

18
Aug
2005

SUMMER PUTS HERSELF TO BED, SWEET DREAMS OF SUNSHINE IN YOUR HEAD

All those crappy crap days are worth it when Sweden pulls out all the stops like she did today. I think of Sweden as a ‘she’ probably because her name is Svea, at least that’s what I call her (she calls me Lis, or sometimes Elisabet, whistling the s between her teeth. Swedes always seem to soften z sounds, it’s so cute). How does a people decide whether the land that birthed and nurtured them is a motherland or a fatherland? Or is it just different for each individual? Or for each sex? I never really thought about this before,...

17
Aug
2005

HIBERNATORY

I’m going to assume the lack of comments lately means you’re all busy working on your pages. You are, aren’t you? Working on your pages? Hello? *** The in-laws called yesterday. They want to take the kids tomorrow night (Thursday) and keep them until Saturday. I boggle at their generosity. Am I a bad mom for the first thought passing through my mind was WOO! SLEEP IN! Just wondering, but not really caring, because WOOHOO! Heh. I begin to think this week, this month, will never end. It’s like a wave pulling at me, tumbling me along. I’m still paddling...

16
Aug
2005

HI HO HI HO

I worked until 9:20 p.m. tonight. But you don’t have to feel sorry for me because I left at 12:15 earlier in the day and went home to have lunch and pick up the kids (releasing Anders to go to work) and then went to Angie’s to hang out for a couple of hours, and then after dinner I went back to work at 6 p.m., because jeez louise do I have a lot to do, and I can’t get it done when there are 42 million people coming in asking me if they could please, please? just add one,...