Things I hope never to do before I die
Eat squid or snails or bugs
Go blind
Wear stilettos
“Misplace” another IUD
Become a victim of identity theft
Pierce any part of my body
Stop telling my husband I love him every day
Throw up in public
Develop an allergy to gluten
Catch an STD
Bungee-jump
Take up smoking
Learn to appreciate wine
Be stung by a scorpion
Change my behavior because someone might think I’m weird
Become a morning person
Get over my love for lists
Own a glue gun
Pass a kidney stone
Run out of things to read
Give up on my friends
Play The Sims
Shoot anything (except with a camera)
Become a Belieber
Get pregnant again
Skydive
Get the plague, or cancer
Lose a child
Travel to India (I’m content to read about it)
Break a leg (or anything else for that matter)
Get mugged
Be burned in a fire
Read Fifty Shades of Grey
Go on a cruise
Run a marathon
Watch a horror movie or slasher flick
Campaign for political office
Stop laughing
Stop loving
Stop sharing
Stop caring