THE ANTI-BUCKET LIST
Things I hope never to do before I die Eat squid or snails or bugs Go blind Wear stilettos “Misplace” another IUD Become a victim of identity theft Pierce any part of my body Stop telling my husband I love him every day Throw up in public Develop an allergy to gluten Catch an STD Bungee-jump Take up smoking Learn to appreciate wine Be stung by a scorpion Change my behavior because someone might think I’m weird Become a morning person Get over my love for lists Own a glue gun Pass a kidney stone Run out of things to...