IN WHICH SENTENCES REFUSE, FOR THE MOST PART, TO COHESE* INTO PARAGRAPHS
There are moose on top of my computer. They make me happy. I think it’s strange that moose don’t go “moo” when it seems like such a logical thing for them to say. I was all excited about having 4 days in a row with no plans, but I forgot about my sister-in-law turning 40 so now it’s 3 days in a row and a birthday party. Number of Swedes Who Have Walked Into My Office So Far Today And Spoken English With Me Despite Being Perfectly Well Aware That I Speak Fluent Swedish: 7 That should probably annoy me,...