WINDS OF CHANGE

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Nothing seems to be interesting enough or funny enough to share or write about. If this is a mid-life crisis, where is my Alfa Romeo and cabana boy? I kept forgetting to get the jack-o-lanterns bagged up and thrown away, and now they’re sitting in front of the house, sunken in on themselves, exuding the most godawful stench. I nearly threw up this morning getting the kids to into the car. How am I going to deal with them? I don’t think my husband is going to be very happy with me this...