As it stands right now, I could never be a vegetarian because: mmmmmmmmm, bacon.
I have zero interest in the dream you had last night.
My favorite holiday used to be Halloween, now it’s Christmas. My favorite time of year used to be autumn, now it’s spring. Both of these changes are due to 14 years of living in Sweden.
None of the people I care about most, besides my husband and children, live in the same country as me.
I spend much more time playing Spider Solitaire or Sword of Fargoal than anyone suspects.
I’d rather chew off my own arm than talk politics or religion with most people.
I had huge crushes on Bill Bixby and Michael Landon for years.
It makes me kind of sad that my husband goes to bed much later than I do, and on the rare occasions when he actually goes to bed before me, it makes me kind of mad.
I often feel superior to people in malls.
I don’t understand the appeal of Adam Sandler or zombies.
I hide more than half the people on my Facebook Friends list from my News Feed.
I believe it’s possible to jinx yourself.
Email and the Internet are awesome but sometimes I really miss getting letters.
Reincarnation is a very compelling theory.
I hate it when I’m overweight but more I hate how long it takes me to get motivated to do something about it.
Twitter: I don’t get it.
I snore (much as I hate to admit it).
Your turn!
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Butterfly Beautiful Birthday Wishes to americantjej!