RABBITS DO IT TO YOU EVERY TIME

Whilst (whilst!) out for our evening promenade, Martin and I met a large wood pigeon who sparked a discussion about the oversized birds one finds in Sweden, which led to a mention of a red-eyed rabbit (actually, a hare) which Martin had seen in our garden some time ago, and how big THEY are (even the ones without red eyes). I wondered why he had red eyes and Martin said he was moving very jerkily so I said maybe he was sick, and Martin said maybe he was a robot. Which led to the evolution of this tongue twister (say...