IF I HAVE TO CUT IT OFF WITH A CHAINSAW I’M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY

I’ve managed to resist the temptation that is eBay for a very, very long time. Tonight, after bidding on 2 Coach bags and a pair of pants (don’t ask, I have no answer) and taking a gander at the many, many pages full of Moorcroft ceramics, DVD box sets, and BOOKS, MY GOD THE BOOKS, and various and sundry other things just calling my name, I managed to use my left hand to forcibly PUSH my mouse hand over to the signout button and press it…like that guy in The Evil Dead whose hand gets possessed and fights him. That...