YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WHINER

Number of Job-Search registrations: 11 and counting Number of times I have revised my resume and/or cover letters: approximately 1 squillion Number of jobs out there at this point in time that I’m qualified for/interested in: 3 Number of actual jobs applied for: 4 Number of resumes sent out for possibilities: 7 Percentage of chance any of those possibilities will actually turn into something viable: 40% Number of times I wanted to scream in frustration during the all-employee meeting this morning: 3 Answer to question Can you guarantee there won’t be any reductions before December 31st? at said meeting: No...