22
Jul
2004

GLOATER

Ready to Leave This Morning For The Art Fair:
Liz: We’re leaving now, hey, honey, give me all your cash.
Anders: *goes into the house, returns and hands me a 20 and a 1-dollar bill*
Anders: We owe your mom 20 for the pharmacy.
Liz: *looks at the dollar* That doesn’t leave much for buying art.
Anders: Spend it wisely.

Ain’t Really Complaining: Christ, it was bloody hella hot today.

My sister and I are playing cutthroat cribbage. Last night, after we both had a reminder of the rules from Mom, who is the Queen of Cutthroat card games, I whomped her butt 3-0. We just had a rematch…she won the first game, I won the second and we paced each other all the way up the board through the third game until it ended with me predicting and then PEGGING an awesome hand and KEELING HER DEAD! muahahahahaha!

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