{"id":924,"date":"2005-07-29T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T15:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/07\/29\/doh\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:49:20","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:49:20","slug":"doh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/07\/29\/doh\/","title":{"rendered":"DOH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a big idiot.<\/p>\n<p>I talked to my mom yesterday, in fact, we SANG to my mom yesterday, but when I was finally getting around to posting in my journal, because I was just thinking about the Bavaria photos, I forgot to mention that it was HER BIRTHDAY!<\/p>\n<p><b>HAPPY BIRTHDAY (again) to Lizardmom, the Greatest Mom on Earth!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I love you, Mom!<\/p>\n<p><b>Really Great Not So Great Writing Out There Right Now<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.sjsu.edu\/depts\/english\/2005.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;The night resembled nothing so much as the nose of a giant Labrador in excellent health: cold, black, and wet.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a big idiot. I talked to my mom yesterday, in fact, we SANG to my mom yesterday, but when I was finally getting around to posting in my journal, because I was just thinking about the Bavaria photos, I forgot to mention that it was HER BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY (again) to Lizardmom, the Greatest Mom on Earth! I love you, Mom! Really Great Not So Great Writing Out There Right Now: &#8220;The night resembled nothing so much as the nose of a giant Labrador in excellent health: cold, black, and wet.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5569,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions\/5569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}