I’ve been tagged and you’re next!<\/b><\/p>\n
Tracey<\/a> tagged me with a meme and even though I don’t often do memes, I like Tracey, and playing variations of tag in our yard (TV tag! Fox & Hens! Blindman’s Bluff!) as a child holds fond memories, so I’m playing along. <\/p>\n The idea is to pick five of these following options, and finish the sentences however I see fit. I can add more sentence starters if I want. Then I tag three people to carry it forward. Here goes:<\/p>\n If I could be a scientist Tag, You’re It!<\/b> idahoswede<\/a>, Sheryl<\/a><\/b>, and brief_therapy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve been tagged and you’re next! Tracey tagged me with a meme and even though I don’t often do memes, I like Tracey, and playing variations of tag in our yard (TV tag! Fox & Hens! Blindman’s Bluff!) as a child holds fond memories, so I’m playing along. The idea is to pick five of these following options, and finish the sentences however I see fit. I can add more sentence starters if I want. Then I tag three people to carry it forward. Here goes:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-blogalicious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5685,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions\/5685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nIf I could be a farmer I would win every prize at the country fair for my GIGANTIC milk-fed pumpkins.<\/b>
\nIf I could be a musician
\nIf I could be a doctor
\nIf I could be a painter
\nIf I could be a gardener
\nIf I could be a missionary
\nIf I could be a chef
\nIf I could be an architect
\nIf I could be a linguist I’d read all my favorite foreign books in their original languages.<\/b>
\nIf I could be a psychologist
\nIf I could be a librarian they would have to send out the dogs to find me in the stacks each day and remind me that I was supposed to be helping OTHER people find books.<\/b>
\nIf I could be an athlete
\nIf I could be a lawyer
\nIf I could be an innkeeper
\nIf I could be a professor
\nIf I could be a writer
\nIf I could be a llama-rider
\nIf I could be a bonnie pirate
\nIf I could be a service member
\nIf I could be a photographer
\nIf I could be a philanthropist
\nIf I could be a rap artist
\nIf I could be a child actor
\nIf I could be a secret agent
\nIf I could be a comedian\/comedienne
\nIf I could be a priest
\nIf I could be a radio announcer
\nIf I could be a phlebotomist
\nIf I could be a pet store owner
\nIf I could be a computer programmer
\nIf I could be a police officer
\nIf I could be a politician
\nIf I could be a mom
\nIf I could be an underwater basket weaver
\nIf I could be a reality tv host
\nIf I could be a dictator of a small country I would divide it into regions where the inhabitants of each one had to wear only one designated color, just like in Oz.<\/b>
\nIf I could be a forensic pathologist
\nIf I could be a TV show writer
\nIf I could be a ice cream store owner I would have 42 of my favorite flavors and I’d give away 1 scoop to each customer every Saturday.<\/b>
\nIf I could be a teacher
\nIf I could be a diva
\nIf I could be a bus driver
\nIf I could be a fashion designer
\nIf I could be a school teacher
\nIf I could be a race car driver
\nIf I could be a ditch digger<\/p>\n