{"id":826,"date":"2005-04-14T21:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-15T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/04\/14\/double-suck\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:13","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:13","slug":"double-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/04\/14\/double-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"DOUBLE SUCK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Geez louise, I&#8217;m sick.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;b so sick I habn&#8217;t wridden in 3 days. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty damn sick.<\/p>\n<p>*cough*<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody wants to read that,&#8221; says my mom. Dude. She&#8217;s right.<\/p>\n<p>More later.<\/p>\n<p>*wheeze*<\/p>\n<p>*snuck*<\/p>\n<p><b>Cracking Me Up<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/ginnybonk.blogspot.com\/2005\/04\/we-licked-our-hands.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">We Licked Our Hands<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geez louise, I&#8217;m sick. I&#8217;b so sick I habn&#8217;t wridden in 3 days. That&#8217;s pretty damn sick. *cough* &#8220;Nobody wants to read that,&#8221; says my mom. Dude. She&#8217;s right. More later. *wheeze* *snuck* Cracking Me Up: We Licked Our Hands<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5703,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions\/5703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}