{"id":815,"date":"2005-03-31T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/31\/not-a-dear-john-letter\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:14","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:14","slug":"not-a-dear-john-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/31\/not-a-dear-john-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT A DEAR JOHN LETTER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Internet,<\/p>\n<p>I have a confession to make. I&#8217;ve been seeing someone else. She used to be my number-one until you came along and turned everything upside-down. Now, I&#8217;m feeling like a fool, torn between two&#8230;eh, never mind. It&#8217;s just she&#8217;s so jealous! She&#8217;s constantly wanting me to do things with her, go places together, and it means less time with YOU. I feel guilty when I&#8217;m with her. I feel guilty when I&#8217;m with you. Finding time to spend with each of you seems more and more difficult these days, but I&#8217;m trying! Anyway, I just thought it was only fair to let you know that I can&#8217;t be faithful to you alone. Real-Life and I have a semi-open relationship, you see. She knows about you.<\/p>\n<p>I hope we can still be friends.<\/p>\n<p>All my love,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lizardek.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">lizardek<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Best of All Birthday Wishes to My Beeg Leetle Seester!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Internet, I have a confession to make. I&#8217;ve been seeing someone else. She used to be my number-one until you came along and turned everything upside-down. Now, I&#8217;m feeling like a fool, torn between two&#8230;eh, never mind. It&#8217;s just she&#8217;s so jealous! She&#8217;s constantly wanting me to do things with her, go places together, and it means less time with YOU. I feel guilty when I&#8217;m with her. I feel guilty when I&#8217;m with you. Finding time to spend with each of you seems more and more difficult these days, but I&#8217;m trying! Anyway, I just thought it was&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5714,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions\/5714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}