{"id":795,"date":"2005-03-11T20:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-12T02:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/11\/bronx-cheer\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:16","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:16","slug":"bronx-cheer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/11\/bronx-cheer\/","title":{"rendered":"BRONX CHEER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I figured out what my problem is. My brain is not the boss of me. My tongue, my TONGUE, is the boss of me. Earlier this week it was a <strike>gigantic<\/strike> <strike>large<\/strike> second helping of chicken-mushroom-artichoke casserole. Yesterday it was chocolate cake. Today? Popcorn and vanilla creams. I think I need a <b>middle<\/b> manager. Hee!<\/p>\n<p>Anders has been gone for 2 days to Dublin, Ireland on a business trip, and every time I tell someone where he is, I say Dublin in an Irish accent. What&#8217;s up with that? I blame The Commitments. He gets home tonight. I told him to bring me something cool and Irish-y, and I&#8217;m taking bets that he interprets that to mean whiskey.<\/p>\n<p><b>Things I Wish People Would Get the Urge to Send Me Lots of Right Now<\/b>: Reese&#8217;s Fast Break Bars, Reese&#8217;s Fast Break Bars, Reese&#8217;s Fast Break Bars. <i>(there goes my TONGUE again)<\/i> <font size=\"-2\">(mmmm&#8230;Reese&#8217;s Fast Break Bars)<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I figured out what my problem is. My brain is not the boss of me. My tongue, my TONGUE, is the boss of me. Earlier this week it was a gigantic large second helping of chicken-mushroom-artichoke casserole. Yesterday it was chocolate cake. Today? Popcorn and vanilla creams. I think I need a middle manager. Hee! Anders has been gone for 2 days to Dublin, Ireland on a business trip, and every time I tell someone where he is, I say Dublin in an Irish accent. What&#8217;s up with that? I blame The Commitments. He gets home tonight. I&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5731,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/5731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}