{"id":774,"date":"2005-02-10T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-11T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/10\/if-i-have-to-cut-it-off-with-a-chainsaw-im-not-going-to-be-happy\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:19","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:19","slug":"if-i-have-to-cut-it-off-with-a-chainsaw-im-not-going-to-be-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/10\/if-i-have-to-cut-it-off-with-a-chainsaw-im-not-going-to-be-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"IF I HAVE TO CUT IT OFF WITH A CHAINSAW I&#8217;M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve managed to resist the temptation that is eBay for a very, very long time. Tonight, after bidding on 2 Coach bags and a pair of pants (don&#8217;t ask, I have no answer) and taking a gander at the many, many pages full of Moorcroft ceramics, DVD box sets, and BOOKS, MY GOD THE BOOKS, and various and sundry other things just calling my name, I managed to use my left hand to forcibly PUSH my mouse hand over to the signout button and press it&#8230;like that guy in The Evil Dead whose hand gets possessed and fights him. That scene cracked me up. At least I think it was Evil Dead. Not that I&#8217;d ever voluntarily see a movie like that, because I tend to hang on to nightmare scenes and regurgitate them late at night when I&#8217;m alone, so no scary movies for me, thanks. In fact, could it possibly have been a <b>parody<\/b> of The Evil Dead? I know I wouldn&#8217;t have seen that movie. Hmmm&#8230;Does anyone else remember a movie about evil in a cabin out in the woods with a book, and a guy whose hand gets possessed and tries to kill him? What the hell was I talking about?<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, eBay. The possession theme is probably not a coincidence.<\/p>\n<p>I went back again twice in the space of an hour &#8220;just to look.&#8221; It all starts so innocently.<\/p>\n<p><b>Cracking Me Up!<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/proof_sheet\/34467.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eggsellent Pun Wars!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve managed to resist the temptation that is eBay for a very, very long time. Tonight, after bidding on 2 Coach bags and a pair of pants (don&#8217;t ask, I have no answer) and taking a gander at the many, many pages full of Moorcroft ceramics, DVD box sets, and BOOKS, MY GOD THE BOOKS, and various and sundry other things just calling my name, I managed to use my left hand to forcibly PUSH my mouse hand over to the signout button and press it&#8230;like that guy in The Evil Dead whose hand gets possessed and fights him. That&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5753,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/5753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}