{"id":766,"date":"2005-02-02T21:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-03T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/sad-truth-2\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:22","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:22","slug":"sad-truth-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/sad-truth-2\/","title":{"rendered":"SAD TRUTH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When your cheekbones feel as though they are cutting through your skin from the inside out, hot and shiny and sharp, you know you&#8217;re sick.<\/p>\n<p>When there seems to be a film of rainbow-smeared oil across your eyes that makes everything you look at swirl and blur, you know you&#8217;re sick.<\/p>\n<p>When the sound of other people&#8217;s voices becomes faint and muggy, and comprehension takes a dive, leaving you sitting and staring, you know you&#8217;re sick. <\/p>\n<p>I went to bed at 7 o&#8217;clock yesterday evening after a small bowl of chicken soup for dinner. My feet were cold but my head was hot. Today I&#8217;ve had to stop every few seconds to blow my nose even though there isn&#8217;t anything there except a tickling drip. My tongue feels coated and swollen. My lips are chapped.  The common cold certainly lends itself to glamour and self-esteem.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t going to write in my journal today either, because I was feeling pretty sorry for myself (having to work despite obvious deathbed-looming illness) and apathetic, and also because being sick was giving me an excuse not to, and hey, no one would miss me, right? I thought to myself, &#8220;how many days could I go without LJ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*twitch*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When your cheekbones feel as though they are cutting through your skin from the inside out, hot and shiny and sharp, you know you&#8217;re sick. When there seems to be a film of rainbow-smeared oil across your eyes that makes everything you look at swirl and blur, you know you&#8217;re sick. When the sound of other people&#8217;s voices becomes faint and muggy, and comprehension takes a dive, leaving you sitting and staring, you know you&#8217;re sick. I went to bed at 7 o&#8217;clock yesterday evening after a small bowl of chicken soup for dinner. My feet were cold but my&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5761,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions\/5761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}