{"id":76,"date":"2003-09-22T22:04:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-23T03:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/22\/wisdom\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:55","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:55","slug":"wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/22\/wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"WISDOM"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alright, already same_sky<\/a>, here you go. I don’t usually do stuff like this, but you got me thinking…<\/p>\n

10 Things I’ve Learned<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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  1. everybody is somebody else’s weirdo<\/li>\n
  2. everything is better in moderation, including moderation<\/li>\n
  3. nothing can make water better<\/li>\n
  4. if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all<\/li>\n
  5. the fruit doesn’t fall very far from the tree<\/li>\n
  6. it doesn’t come to stay, it comes to PASS<\/li>\n
  7. nothing is sacred and everything is opinion, including this<\/li>\n
  8. what goes around comes around<\/li>\n
  9. rudolf the red-nosed reindeer unsticks any earworm and doesn’t stick itself<\/li>\n
  10. in a women’s club, the same 15 people will do everything even if there are over 100 members<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    In other news, we’ve got a President for our club! I’m so relieved. We go through this every year, but this is the closest it’s ever been. The woman who has come forward is also going through a tough time right now, and has a lot on her plate (who doesn’t?), but she was excited about doing it, and I’m thrilled. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

    Lots to do, gotta go *zooms off*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Alright, already same_sky, here you go. I don’t usually do stuff like this, but you got me thinking… 10 Things I’ve Learned: everybody is somebody else’s weirdo everything is better in moderation, including moderation nothing can make water better if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all the fruit doesn’t fall very far from the tree it doesn’t come to stay, it comes to PASS nothing is sacred and everything is opinion, including this what goes around comes around rudolf the red-nosed reindeer unsticks any earworm and doesn’t stick itself in a women’s club, the same 15...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6565,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/6565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}