{"id":748,"date":"2005-01-14T22:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-15T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/01\/14\/me-time\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:23","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:23","slug":"me-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/01\/14\/me-time\/","title":{"rendered":"ME TIME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anders and the kids are leaving extremely early tomorrow for their annual father-kid ski trip up north in the mountains of Sweden. They&#8217;re picking up Anders&#8217; best friend Mats, along with his son Viktor, on the way and they&#8217;ll be gone for 8 days. It&#8217;s going to be SO QUIET around these parts. What will I do without Karin jumping up and down on my head, wrestling me to the ground, giving me backrubs and telling me I&#8217;m the best? What will I do without Martin reading me terrible jokes from his new <i>2001 Jokes &#038; Riddles<\/i> book that my mom sent him, giggling every time I tickle him, laughing at him getting all cocky playing games of Crazy Eights and <i>shitgubbe<\/i>? What will I do without being able to talk over the day with Anders, tag-teaming the kids, telling me <i>I love you<\/i> each night without which I have a hard time falling asleep?<\/p>\n<p>Oh&#8230;I think I&#8217;ll manage. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><b>Really Great Writing Out There Right Now<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/e11en\/14458.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Patience<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anders and the kids are leaving extremely early tomorrow for their annual father-kid ski trip up north in the mountains of Sweden. They&#8217;re picking up Anders&#8217; best friend Mats, along with his son Viktor, on the way and they&#8217;ll be gone for 8 days. It&#8217;s going to be SO QUIET around these parts. What will I do without Karin jumping up and down on my head, wrestling me to the ground, giving me backrubs and telling me I&#8217;m the best? What will I do without Martin reading me terrible jokes from his new 2001 Jokes &#038; Riddles book that my&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5780,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions\/5780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}