{"id":724,"date":"2004-12-16T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/16\/quasimodo\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:23","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:23","slug":"quasimodo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/16\/quasimodo\/","title":{"rendered":"QUASIMODO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a hunchback today. 2 nights ago I strained a muscle or pinched a nerve or just plain slept wrong and got a crick in my neck that is steadily getting worse and causing a LOT of pain. I can&#8217;t turn my head easily to either side, and it hurts to do the simplest actions. It hurts to blow my nose, and type, and drive. I brought my heating bag-o-beans with me to work, and am currently sitting with it under my blouse, draped over my shoulder. Advil hasn&#8217;t helped and so far, the heating isn&#8217;t doing too much either. \ud83d\ude41 I&#8217;m beginning to think I&#8217;m going to have to cancel driving to Malm\u00f6 for julbord tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I would schedule a massage but I suspect it would hurt way too much at this point. I&#8217;m going to go to the pharmacy after work and pick up some salve that Anders told me about, a muscle relaxant of some sort that is supposed to help with pain like this.<\/p>\n<p>Work is making me happy.<br \/>\nChristmas is making me stressed.<br \/>\nThe crick is making me hurt.<\/p>\n<p>What kind of stupid word is &#8216;crick&#8217; ? Well, I&#8217;ll tell ya, because when I was growing up, and you wanted to know something about a word you went and looked it up in the dictionary, and if you asked Mom or Dad instead they would just say &#8220;go look it up&#8221; so you had no choice if you wanted to know. &#8216;crick&#8217; comes from the Middle English &#8216;cryk&#8217; which spelling I like better and think I&#8217;ll use from now on, as &#8216;crick&#8217; sounds like something my southern friends would call a CREEK, and it means, and they are SO SO VERY RIGHT: <i>a painful spasmodic condition of muscles (as of the neck or back)<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And I find it interesting that &#8216;Quasimodo&#8217; and &#8216;spasmodic&#8217; have so many letters in common. I wonder if he twitched much.<\/p>\n<p><b>Really Good Writing Out There Right Now With Bonus Heart-Warming Action!<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/amylou.blogspot.com\/2004\/12\/coming-soongeena-p-svenska.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Coming Soon! Geena p\u00e5 Svenska<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Edited to Add<\/b><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t seem to be able to comment on several blogs from work (Chuck, Amylou, &#8230;) I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s causing it, but just wanted to let you know that might be why I&#8217;m not commenting as frequently. I&#8217;ve TRIED, I swear. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a hunchback today. 2 nights ago I strained a muscle or pinched a nerve or just plain slept wrong and got a crick in my neck that is steadily getting worse and causing a LOT of pain. I can&#8217;t turn my head easily to either side, and it hurts to do the simplest actions. It hurts to blow my nose, and type, and drive. I brought my heating bag-o-beans with me to work, and am currently sitting with it under my blouse, draped over my shoulder. Advil hasn&#8217;t helped and so far, the heating isn&#8217;t doing too much either.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5808,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions\/5808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}