{"id":722,"date":"2004-12-14T20:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-15T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/14\/argh-argh\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:23","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:23","slug":"argh-argh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/14\/argh-argh\/","title":{"rendered":"ARGH ARGH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you were two little boxes of Christmas tree ornament wire hooks, WHERE THE HELL WOULD YOU BE?<\/p>\n<p>*rips hair out*<\/p>\n<p><b>Dancing Birthday Wonder Wishes to <a href=\"http:\/\/cap_killer.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">cap_killer<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you were two little boxes of Christmas tree ornament wire hooks, WHERE THE HELL WOULD YOU BE? *rips hair out* Dancing Birthday Wonder Wishes to cap_killer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5810,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions\/5810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}