{"id":712,"date":"2004-12-06T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/06\/ur-funktion\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:24","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:24","slug":"ur-funktion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/06\/ur-funktion\/","title":{"rendered":"UR FUNKTION*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write a nice, decent length post and include some descriptions about the season and the weather, a pithy comment or two on my day, some reflections on family life, a funny comment one of my kids said&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but<\/p>\n<p>Long day at work, long and productive meeting afterwards with the woman I am hoping will take over as AWC Editor for me next year, dinner and another in a depressingly increasing string of trite and pathetic episodes of West Wing without Aaron Sorkin, so I got nothing, except these:<\/p>\n<p><b>Don&#8217;t Know Where to Find That Perfect Gift For the People on Your List? Try<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giftmixer3000.com\/giftmixer.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Giftmixer 3000<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><b>Cracking Me Up<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clipclopcomix.com\/archives\/54.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Do You Ever Stop to Wonder&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">*out of order, as in not working.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write a nice, decent length post and include some descriptions about the season and the weather, a pithy comment or two on my day, some reflections on family life, a funny comment one of my kids said&#8230; but Long day at work, long and productive meeting afterwards with the woman I am hoping will take over as AWC Editor for me next year, dinner and another in a depressingly increasing string of trite and pathetic episodes of West Wing without Aaron Sorkin, so I got nothing, except these: Don&#8217;t Know Where to Find That Perfect Gift&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5822,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions\/5822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}