{"id":662,"date":"2004-10-18T18:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-18T23:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/10\/18\/like-a-whirlpool-it-never-ends\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:25","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:25","slug":"like-a-whirlpool-it-never-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/10\/18\/like-a-whirlpool-it-never-ends\/","title":{"rendered":"LIKE A WHIRLPOOL IT NEVER ENDS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things to remember: new names, new faces, what jobs go with which faces and names, which departments are where, the layout of the building, where I am, how to find things, where the bathrooms are, what my new phone number is, what my new email is, what my new work address is. I&#8217;m so dizzy, my head is spinning.<\/p>\n<p>Is there a limit to the new things a brain can hold? Does information overload actually result in the gasping, frenzied deaths of millions of tiny grey cells? I am both enervated and fatigued.<\/p>\n<p>Many things will be very good once the newness wears off and I get a grip on things. Some differences will take a lot of getting used to. In many ways, I was VERY spoiled at my old job. <\/p>\n<p>And there is no&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*sob*<\/p>\n<p>sushi at my new job. <\/p>\n<p>*moment of silence*<\/p>\n<p><b>Karin:<\/b> Can I play a computer game?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Okay, but it&#8217;s bedtime in half an hour.<br \/>\n<b>Karin:<\/b> How long can I play?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Half an hour.<br \/>\n<b>Karin:<\/b> How long is that?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> *patiently* 30 minutes<br \/>\n<b>Karin:<\/b> *pause* Is that long?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> *laughing* Well, it&#8217;s not VERY long, but it&#8217;s long enough to play for a bit. But, no bitching when I tell you it&#8217;s bedtime.<br \/>\n<b>Karin:<\/b> *runs away to the playroom*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things to remember: new names, new faces, what jobs go with which faces and names, which departments are where, the layout of the building, where I am, how to find things, where the bathrooms are, what my new phone number is, what my new email is, what my new work address is. I&#8217;m so dizzy, my head is spinning. Is there a limit to the new things a brain can hold? Does information overload actually result in the gasping, frenzied deaths of millions of tiny grey cells? I am both enervated and fatigued. Many things will be very good once&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5888,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions\/5888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}