{"id":660,"date":"2004-10-16T19:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-17T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/10\/16\/in-perfect-harmony\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:27","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:27","slug":"in-perfect-harmony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/10\/16\/in-perfect-harmony\/","title":{"rendered":"IN PERFECT HARMONY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine a theater nearly in the round, one of those old medical operating theaters, with high paneled wooden seats, so that the students can see every detail of what&#8217;s happening under the hands of the surgeon. Now, instead of a surgeon, add a black dance floor, a backdrop, a jazz saxophonist, a drummer that really rocks out, a tall young blonde woman with dramatic makeup and a slinky eggplant-colored flamenco dress, and a choir dressed in black with red espadrilles. We rocked the house with our Sangria premiere today. 1 down, 4 concerts to go. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/natooke.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">natooke<\/a> wanted to know <!--more if I have ever burnt popcorn in the micro, and blamed it on a family member?--> <b>Have I ever burnt popcorn in the micro, and blamed it on a family member?<\/b><br \/>\nNo. But a glass hurricane lamp got broken once during a coaster frisbee war with my brother and sister and we blamed it on the cat. Mom, if you&#8217;re reading this, John did it. >:D<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/studiozoe.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">studiozoe<\/a> wanted to know  <b>What is one thing I know how to cook (or make) without any recipe at all?<\/b><br \/>\nArtichokes. For those of you who know how, this may not seem like a big deal, but I get stopped in the grocery stores all the time when I&#8217;m picking them out or have them in my cart, and asked how to prepare them. People don&#8217;t know how to eat them, much less how to cook them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/slxception.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">slxception<\/a> wanted to know  <b>How much beer did I smuggle back into Sweden?<\/b><br \/>\nNone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/capkiller.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">capkiller<\/a> wanted to know  <b>If I were to write a book, what would the premise be?<\/b><br \/>\nBunnies take over the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine a theater nearly in the round, one of those old medical operating theaters, with high paneled wooden seats, so that the students can see every detail of what&#8217;s happening under the hands of the surgeon. Now, instead of a surgeon, add a black dance floor, a backdrop, a jazz saxophonist, a drummer that really rocks out, a tall young blonde woman with dramatic makeup and a slinky eggplant-colored flamenco dress, and a choir dressed in black with red espadrilles. We rocked the house with our Sangria premiere today. 1 down, 4 concerts to go. \ud83d\ude42 natooke wanted to know<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5895,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions\/5895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}