{"id":647,"date":"2004-10-03T20:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-04T01:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/10\/03\/hammered-shit\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:27","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:27","slug":"hammered-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/10\/03\/hammered-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"HAMMERED SHIT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me today. Or at least what I feel like. I stayed in bed until the last possible second before having to go to choir practice. I now know that I can shower, make up and dress in 17 minutes when necessary.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t stop coughing and feel as though I have bruises under my eyes&#8230;several choir members asked me if I was &#8220;fat in the throat&#8221;* which made me laugh, and then cough. I ended up making it through about 2.5 hours before deciding it wasn&#8217;t worth it, and went home where I slept for FOUR hours. Had chicken soup for dinner and feel marginally more human. The 3 hour interview tomorrow morning ought to be fun.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">*tjock i halsen<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me today. Or at least what I feel like. I stayed in bed until the last possible second before having to go to choir practice. I now know that I can shower, make up and dress in 17 minutes when necessary. Can&#8217;t stop coughing and feel as though I have bruises under my eyes&#8230;several choir members asked me if I was &#8220;fat in the throat&#8221;* which made me laugh, and then cough. I ended up making it through about 2.5 hours before deciding it wasn&#8217;t worth it, and went home where I slept for FOUR hours. Had chicken soup&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5908,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions\/5908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}