{"id":640,"date":"2004-09-28T10:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-28T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/09\/28\/brainfarts\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:36","slug":"brainfarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/09\/28\/brainfarts\/","title":{"rendered":"BRAINFARTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tired. Tired and sad. Sad and sick. Sick and tired. Things on my mind:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My throat hurts. Can NOT be sick right now.<\/li>\n<li>I can NOT believe I dropped that GLASS bottle of orange Halloween glitter makeup on the TILE floor this morning<\/li>\n<li>Will they EVER call?<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t deserve some of my friends<\/li>\n<li>Am I really going to tell the board that this is my last year as Editor for the AWC?<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t I go to bed at a decent hour?<\/li>\n<li>Eh, it doesn&#8217;t matter. Some nights I could sleep <b>15 hours<\/b> and it wouldn&#8217;t be enough<\/li>\n<li>Why hasn&#8217;t someone invented the matter transmitter yet?<\/li>\n<li>What am I going to do if NEITHER of them offers me a job?<\/li>\n<li>Did I forget anything for the Annual Meeting tonight? I know I must have. What did I forget?<\/li>\n<li>Damn, I love this sweater.<\/li>\n<li>Thank god for Tylenol cold medicine. The Swedes don&#8217;t know what they&#8217;re missing<\/li>\n<li>My hand feels totally naked without my wedding rings<\/li>\n<li>Maybe I should have another baby. haha! Just checking to see if you&#8217;re still paying attention! \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li>Do you suppose anyone would notice if I went home and took a nap at 10:18 a.m.?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s for lunch? Hmmm&#8230;sushi sounds good<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tired. Tired and sad. Sad and sick. Sick and tired. Things on my mind: My throat hurts. Can NOT be sick right now. I can NOT believe I dropped that GLASS bottle of orange Halloween glitter makeup on the TILE floor this morning Will they EVER call? I don&#8217;t deserve some of my friends Am I really going to tell the board that this is my last year as Editor for the AWC? Why can&#8217;t I go to bed at a decent hour? Eh, it doesn&#8217;t matter. Some nights I could sleep 15 hours and it wouldn&#8217;t be enough&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5915,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/5915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}