{"id":638,"date":"2004-09-26T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-26T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/09\/26\/easily-amused\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:36","slug":"easily-amused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/09\/26\/easily-amused\/","title":{"rendered":"EASILY AMUSED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Liz:<\/b> Put your arms up so I can pull the shirt down over your head<br \/>\n<b>Karin:<\/b> <i>*complies then realizes her hair has done the static-flat thing and scrunches up her face in despair*<\/i> Mommy, my hair is&#8230;gross.<br \/>\n<b>Liz:<\/b> Gross?!<br \/>\n<b>Karin &#038; Liz:<\/b> <i>*giggle madly*<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Liz:<\/b> <i>*glues popsicle stick to decorated fabric- and rubberbanded-ball ghost*<\/i> Okay, Martin, there you go.<br \/>\n<b>Martin:<\/b> <i>*reaches to pick up ghost*<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Liz:<\/b> No, don&#8217;t touch it yet! He has glue up his butt!<br \/>\n<b>Martin &#038; Liz:<\/b> <i>*giggle madly*<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>It\u2019s only a little mark, but its misuse arouses more bad temper<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldwidewords.org\/articles\/apostrophe.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Possessive Apostrophes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liz: Put your arms up so I can pull the shirt down over your head Karin: *complies then realizes her hair has done the static-flat thing and scrunches up her face in despair* Mommy, my hair is&#8230;gross. Liz: Gross?! Karin &#038; Liz: *giggle madly* Liz: *glues popsicle stick to decorated fabric- and rubberbanded-ball ghost* Okay, Martin, there you go. Martin: *reaches to pick up ghost* Liz: No, don&#8217;t touch it yet! He has glue up his butt! Martin &#038; Liz: *giggle madly* It\u2019s only a little mark, but its misuse arouses more bad temper: Possessive Apostrophes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5917,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions\/5917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}