{"id":608,"date":"2004-08-31T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/08\/31\/crab\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:41","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:41","slug":"crab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/08\/31\/crab\/","title":{"rendered":"CRAB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is shitty this morning. My resume sucks. My Swedish writing skills suck. I will never find another job. I&#8217;m totally unmotivated. I&#8217;m tired. There are not enough hours in the day. I&#8217;m cold and wet and hungry and broke and I swallowed my gum.<\/p>\n<p>grump<\/p>\n<p>Bonus points to those who know what movie I paraphrased that last sentence from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is shitty this morning. My resume sucks. My Swedish writing skills suck. I will never find another job. I&#8217;m totally unmotivated. I&#8217;m tired. There are not enough hours in the day. I&#8217;m cold and wet and hungry and broke and I swallowed my gum. grump Bonus points to those who know what movie I paraphrased that last sentence from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5956,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/5956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}