{"id":563,"date":"2004-07-08T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/07\/08\/snippets\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:43","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:43","slug":"snippets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/07\/08\/snippets\/","title":{"rendered":"SNIPPETS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so nice to be loved. My family rocks. I e-mailed my mom yesterday to ask her to schedule a couple of sessions for me with her massage therapist while we&#8217;re in the States and this morning she e-mailed me back to tell me that she had already done so before she even got my e-mail. And yesterday in the package of birthday presents that my brother sent Karin, he included 3 CDs for me. Dido&#8217;s Life For Rent, Amanda Marshall and The Best of REM. Life is good.<\/p>\n<p>I ran a bunch of errands yesterday, so my to-do list is shortening, which also makes me happy. Karin and I went to the nursery and bought a big flat of summer flowers to replace the sad looking pansies in the front pots. We got 4 <font color=\"#ff00ff\"><b>HOT PINK<\/b><\/font> and <font color=\"#800080\"><b>BLINDING FUCHSIA<\/b><\/font> geraniums, 2 bright lewisias (bitter-root), 2 peachy golden-pink tea-roses, a big pink begonia, 4 dusty millers and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.floridata.com\/ref\/l\/images\/lant6.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">beautiful orange-red-yellow flower<\/a> called <i>eldkrona<\/i>* in Swedish.<\/p>\n<p>I bought marinated pork chops and Anders grilled them up for dinner. We ate out on the porch but the flies were so obnoxious that I don&#8217;t expect we&#8217;ll be doing that again any time soon. \ud83d\ude41 I don&#8217;t know if there is anything that can be done about the flies since we have a farm behind us with free-range fowl, 3 horses and a gazillion dogs. Because we were going in and out the flies all decided to come in the house every time the door was opened and we ended up a whole posse inside. I killed at least 7 before we went to bed, but of course 3 of the little bastards woke us up at 5:30 a.m. dive-bombing our heads. argh!<\/p>\n<p>Martin and I finished reading <i>Charlotte&#8217;s Web<\/i> last night. I&#8217;ve read it a dozen times and I <b>STILL<\/b> tear up when Charlotte dies. Martin was very solemn as well. He really liked it though, and wants to read <i>Stuart Little<\/i> next. \ud83d\ude42 I told him it was a great book, way better than the movie, and he said, &#8220;You ALWAYS say the book is better than the movie!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so pleased that we have solved a huge spam problem with the AWC email aliases. Thanks to a good friend who is a programming wizard, I hopefully won&#8217;t be getting over a 100 spam emails a day anymore. On the subject of spam, I would SO like to see this show: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/SHOWBIZ\/07\/07\/stage.montypython.reut\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Spamalot<\/a>. What a lineup!<\/p>\n<p><b>My New Love<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inpassing.org\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">In Passing&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><i>&#8220;I don&#8217;t care, it&#8217;s hopeless.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;At least you have hope. I&#8217;m without hope.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Um. Hope-less? Meaning also without hope?&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\u2014A guy, and a girl paying half attention to him, in line for the bathroom at Raleigh&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li><i>&#8220;What kind of &#8216;legitimate&#8217; excuse are we talking about? Legitimate like he was a hostage? Legitimate like car problems? Or just hungover?&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\u2014A businessman talking on a cellphone in line for the ATM<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li><i>&#8220;I never even knew it was possible to have feelings one way or another about a drawer organizer. About hanging shelves. Now I&#8217;ve never wanted anything more in my life.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I won&#8217;t protest if you start reading Harlequins again.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\u2014A woman and a man in IKEA<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li><i>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a lot of T-shirts, but I can only wear a limited selection of them to work.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t want to traumatize the children, eh?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, no, I&#8217;m happy to traumatize children. I just want to keep my job.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\u2014A guy and a girl shopping at Crossroads Trading Co.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li><i>&#8220;Wait a sec, these are heavy.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Come on, we&#8217;re going to be late.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The girls are going to be late, so we can be late. Besides, they owe us a rib from way back.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\u2014A teenage guy carrying several pizzas, and another teenage guy, outside Round Table<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li><i>&#8220;So wait, if he didn&#8217;t remind <b>you<\/b> so much of an Oompa-Loompa, it would be ok with you that she&#8217;s practically being forced to date him?&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\u2014A girl talking on a cell phone in Target<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Best Wishes for a Purr-fectly Wonderful Birthday to<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/crimsonkitty.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">crimsonkitty<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">*literally &#8220;fire-crown&#8221;, Lantana Camara, a member of the Verbena\/Vervain family<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so nice to be loved. My family rocks. 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