{"id":546,"date":"2004-06-22T08:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T13:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/06\/22\/worms-here-i-come\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:43","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:43","slug":"worms-here-i-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/06\/22\/worms-here-i-come\/","title":{"rendered":"WORMS, HERE I COME!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ways I&#8217;ve Been Annoyed So Far This Morning:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>being woken up at 5:45 a.m. by Martin who didn&#8217;t make it to the bathroom in time<\/li>\n<li>not being able to get back to sleep before the alarm went off at 6:30<\/li>\n<li>not being able to stay in bed until 7 because Anders is in Italy<\/li>\n<li>Karin dragging her feet and taking forever to eat her breakfast<\/li>\n<li>having everything I tossed into the garbage miss and end up on the floor in front of it<\/li>\n<li>Martin taking forever to find a toy to take with him<\/li>\n<li>a borderline headache<\/li>\n<li>a toothache that I suspect I need to call the dentist about<\/li>\n<li>the crappy crappy <b>CRAPOLA<\/b> weather<\/li>\n<li>having the first song that came on the car radio be Alcatraz singing <i>I am not a sinner nor a saint<\/i><\/li>\n<li>not one comment on my last post. Wait, that wasn&#8217;t annoyed, that was just bummed. Nobody loves me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ways I&#8217;ve Been Annoyed So Far This Morning: being woken up at 5:45 a.m. by Martin who didn&#8217;t make it to the bathroom in time not being able to get back to sleep before the alarm went off at 6:30 not being able to stay in bed until 7 because Anders is in Italy Karin dragging her feet and taking forever to eat her breakfast having everything I tossed into the garbage miss and end up on the floor in front of it Martin taking forever to find a toy to take with him a borderline headache a toothache that&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6032,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/6032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}