{"id":534,"date":"2004-06-13T10:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-13T15:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/06\/13\/4-oclock-in-the-yawning\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:44","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:44","slug":"4-oclock-in-the-yawning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/06\/13\/4-oclock-in-the-yawning\/","title":{"rendered":"4 O&#8217;CLOCK IN THE YAWNING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, or last night, depending upon how you look at it, was the first time the overabundance of early-morning sunshine has disturbed my sleep. It warmed up a couple of kamikaze flies so much that they decided 4:23 a.m. was the best time to start dive-bombing our heads&#8230;.bzzzzZZZZZzzzz<\/p>\n<p>zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz    zzzZZZZZZZ<b>ZZZZZZZZ<\/b>!!!<\/p>\n<p>After trying unsuccessfully to ignore them, I was forced to get up and POUND THEM INTO FLY PULP with a fly swatter and then suck their deservedly dead corpses up with the dustbuster. SO satisfying.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the early-morning bed-rage woke me up too much and then the rooster behind us started and it was too light in the room and I couldn&#8217;t get comfortable again and by the time I fell back asleep it was 8:30 a.m. Anders left at 9 to watch a Porsche racing competition with a friend so I had to get up and deal with the kids. <i>sigh<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, or last night, depending upon how you look at it, was the first time the overabundance of early-morning sunshine has disturbed my sleep. It warmed up a couple of kamikaze flies so much that they decided 4:23 a.m. was the best time to start dive-bombing our heads&#8230;.bzzzzZZZZZzzzz zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz zzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! After trying unsuccessfully to ignore them, I was forced to get up and POUND THEM INTO FLY PULP with a fly swatter and then suck their deservedly dead corpses up with the dustbuster. SO satisfying. Unfortunately, the early-morning bed-rage woke me up too much and then the rooster behind&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6044,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions\/6044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}