{"id":533,"date":"2004-06-12T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-13T02:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/06\/12\/because-everything-you-read-on-the-internet-is-true\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:44","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:44","slug":"because-everything-you-read-on-the-internet-is-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/06\/12\/because-everything-you-read-on-the-internet-is-true\/","title":{"rendered":"BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Homeland Security:<\/b> 13,000 dogs were put down last week after George W Bush misread his autocue leading to a War on Terriers.*<\/p>\n<p><b>Also, in OTHER NEWS:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Qlphqbet Tqkeover Mounted!<\/b> the letter q hqs qppqrently kidnqpped the letter q in q bid to become the first letter of the qlphqbet. previously best known for the beginning of Quincy, the humble q hopes to emulqte the mqssive comebqck mqde by @ in recent yeqrs.*<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">*Get more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebrainstrust.co.uk\/unreliable\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Unreliable Facts<\/a>!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homeland Security: 13,000 dogs were put down last week after George W Bush misread his autocue leading to a War on Terriers.* Also, in OTHER NEWS: Qlphqbet Tqkeover Mounted! the letter q hqs qppqrently kidnqpped the letter q in q bid to become the first letter of the qlphqbet. previously best known for the beginning of Quincy, the humble q hopes to emulqte the mqssive comebqck mqde by @ in recent yeqrs.* *Get more Unreliable Facts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6045,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/6045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}