{"id":46,"date":"2003-09-03T14:33:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T19:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/03\/i-vant-to-be-alone\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:55","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:55","slug":"i-vant-to-be-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/03\/i-vant-to-be-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"I VANT TO BE ALONE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I called <a href=\"http:\/\/galestorm.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">galestorm<\/a> this morning to cancel our get-together this evening due to my continued cold, she told me I had a great gravelly, after-cigarettes Greta Garbo voice going and I told her it was most definitely the only sexy thing about me today. Still is, although the voice is starting to fade into hoarse croaking. <i>Ribbit<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so bummed because I can&#8217;t get my hands on my rubber stamps, see hers, give her magazine back, eat Chinese hot-and-sour soup and go to choir.<\/p>\n<p>My brother is arriving tomorrow night and I had better not still be producing great quantities of bodily fluids I&#8217;d rather not come into contact with, even if they are my own. The amount of phlegm a human body can produce in the space of a half hour is occupying my mind to much too great an extent this week. <\/p>\n<p><b>ICK<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sorry. Misery wants company, and if the only way I can get it is to gross you out, so be it.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, the kids were at school\/daycare today and I had one of those sick day mornings that I was complaining about never getting just yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I called galestorm this morning to cancel our get-together this evening due to my continued cold, she told me I had a great gravelly, after-cigarettes Greta Garbo voice going and I told her it was most definitely the only sexy thing about me today. Still is, although the voice is starting to fade into hoarse croaking. Ribbit I&#8217;m so bummed because I can&#8217;t get my hands on my rubber stamps, see hers, give her magazine back, eat Chinese hot-and-sour soup and go to choir. My brother is arriving tomorrow night and I had better not still be producing great&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6601,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/6601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}