{"id":451,"date":"2004-04-13T23:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-14T04:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/04\/13\/the-more-im-a-merrier-me\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:54:54","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:54:54","slug":"the-more-im-a-merrier-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/04\/13\/the-more-im-a-merrier-me\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MORE I&#8217;M A MERRIER ME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Things That Made Me Laugh Today:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.genuineblog.com\/archives\/000105.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">blonde joke<\/a> over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.genuineblog.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Genuine<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The spoiler on the back of my husband&#8217;s new motorcycle helmet<\/li>\n<li>A bulletpoint from a list of &#8220;Things That Are Different in Sweden&#8221; proclaiming that <i>No salad is complete without grated carrots.<\/i> It&#8217;s so TRUE! What&#8217;s up with the giant piles of grated carrots, already?!<\/li>\n<li>New blog find: <a href=\"http:\/\/finslippy.typepad.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Finslippy<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Being greeted by my kids with little red plastic lawn chairs upside down on their heads as I pulled into the driveway after work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ogk-shop.com\/product_thumbnails\/ff4-gun.jpg\" width=150 height=100 alt=\"\" align=\"middle\"> + Anders in motorcycle leathers = rowr!<\/p>\n<p><b>And Hey! Did you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~lizardek\/119256.html\">Ask Me Questions<\/a> Yet? I&#8217;ll Answer Them, I Will!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>My brother made me happy last night by declaring with no sarcasm whatsoever that if he was on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire and needed a lifeline for a literature question he would totally call me. Of course, then he&#8217;d probably make me answer THREE questions like he used to when we played Trivial Pursuit and I landed on brown. <\/p>\n<p>Anders plays Trivial Pursuit with my family only if he&#8217;s wearing full protective gear. He claims it should be called Trivial Abuse instead. I miss playing games! We don&#8217;t play games nearly enough. That&#8217;s something I&#8217;d like to set aside time for. I need more time! Thank goodness the days are lengthening!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/mutts_040413.jpg\" width=525 height=164 alt=\"\" align=\"middle\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things That Made Me Laugh Today: This blonde joke over at Genuine The spoiler on the back of my husband&#8217;s new motorcycle helmet A bulletpoint from a list of &#8220;Things That Are Different in Sweden&#8221; proclaiming that No salad is complete without grated carrots. It&#8217;s so TRUE! What&#8217;s up with the giant piles of grated carrots, already?! New blog find: Finslippy Being greeted by my kids with little red plastic lawn chairs upside down on their heads as I pulled into the driveway after work + Anders in motorcycle leathers = rowr! And Hey! Did you Ask Me Questions Yet?&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6166,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions\/6166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}