{"id":44,"date":"2003-09-02T09:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-02T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/02\/selfishness\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:56","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:56","slug":"selfishness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/09\/02\/selfishness\/","title":{"rendered":"SELFISHNESS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Reason #34 Why Not to Have Kids<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Because you can&#8217;t coddle yourself when you&#8217;re sick and lay in bed all day and have people bring you orange juice, tissues and chicken soup, and you can&#8217;t sleep as much as you need to, and you can&#8217;t be alone in a quiet house. Especially when they&#8217;re sick, too. Although they&#8217;re on the borderline of being okay to go back to school\/daycare and I, on the other hand, am on my DEATHBED.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42 feeling sorry for myself makes me feel a little better. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reason #34 Why Not to Have Kids Because you can&#8217;t coddle yourself when you&#8217;re sick and lay in bed all day and have people bring you orange juice, tissues and chicken soup, and you can&#8217;t sleep as much as you need to, and you can&#8217;t be alone in a quiet house. Especially when they&#8217;re sick, too. Although they&#8217;re on the borderline of being okay to go back to school\/daycare and I, on the other hand, am on my DEATHBED. \ud83d\ude42 feeling sorry for myself makes me feel a little better. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6603,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/6603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}