{"id":392,"date":"2004-03-10T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T19:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/10\/always-never-sometimes\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:14","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:14","slug":"always-never-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/10\/always-never-sometimes\/","title":{"rendered":"ALWAYS NEVER SOMETIMES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always&#8230;<br \/>\nwalk with my head up<br \/>\nglare at badly behaved children even if they&#8217;re not mine<br \/>\nthink I&#8217;m thinner than I am<\/p>\n<p>I never&#8230;<br \/>\nfail to find humor in SOMETHING even on the worst days<br \/>\nget enough sleep<br \/>\nfind waiting for things gets any easier<\/p>\n<p>I sometimes&#8230;<br \/>\nwant to just keep driving&#8230;to the next country<br \/>\nstay off the computer for more than an hour<br \/>\neat chocolate chips when I can&#8217;t find anything else sweet in the house<\/p>\n<p><b>C&#8217;mon! Play along!<\/b> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><i>Meme created by and swiped from <a href=\"http:\/\/boobytrapped.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">She-Dork<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always&#8230; walk with my head up glare at badly behaved children even if they&#8217;re not mine think I&#8217;m thinner than I am I never&#8230; fail to find humor in SOMETHING even on the worst days get enough sleep find waiting for things gets any easier I sometimes&#8230; want to just keep driving&#8230;to the next country stay off the computer for more than an hour eat chocolate chips when I can&#8217;t find anything else sweet in the house C&#8217;mon! Play along! \ud83d\ude00 Meme created by and swiped from She-Dork<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6241,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/6241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}