{"id":376,"date":"2004-03-01T17:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T23:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/01\/one-liner\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:14","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:14","slug":"one-liner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/01\/one-liner\/","title":{"rendered":"ONE LINER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today marked my 4-year anniversary of working for Ericsson. It&#8217;s been a (mostly) fun ride of ups and downs, creative challenges and some boring stretches. Seems my job is always either feast or famine: too much or not enough. I do better with the too much side of things.<\/p>\n<p>At lunch today, after Johan admired the salt &#038; pepper shakers the restaurant had, Bodil suggested he steal them by stuffing them down his pants, and I said, &#8220;Is that a pepper shaker in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?&#8221; I didn&#8217;t know he could turn that red. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>How is that you can feel perfectly fine, if a little tired, one moment, and the next the back of your throat is itching and scrapey-feeling and you feel as if you got hit by a bus? Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today marked my 4-year anniversary of working for Ericsson. It&#8217;s been a (mostly) fun ride of ups and downs, creative challenges and some boring stretches. Seems my job is always either feast or famine: too much or not enough. I do better with the too much side of things. At lunch today, after Johan admired the salt &#038; pepper shakers the restaurant had, Bodil suggested he steal them by stuffing them down his pants, and I said, &#8220;Is that a pepper shaker in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?&#8221; I didn&#8217;t know he could turn that&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6259,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions\/6259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}