{"id":367,"date":"2004-02-24T12:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-24T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/02\/24\/ive-told-you-a-million-billion-times\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:21","slug":"ive-told-you-a-million-billion-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/02\/24\/ive-told-you-a-million-billion-times\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;VE TOLD YOU A MILLION BILLION TIMES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nThe woman next to me raises and lowers her adjustable desk 42 times per day.<\/p>\n<p><b>Not Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nEvery time she does, my desk and the floor shake.<\/p>\n<p><b>Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nMy fingers are frozen fast to my keyboard, mkaingy it bvery dissgult to typde<\/p>\n<p><b>Not Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s damn bloody cold in this building.<\/p>\n<p><b>Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nKarin&#8217;s screaming last night when I tried to exchange her clothes for pajamas pierced every eardrum in a 20-yard radius and resulted in tinnitus for the entire family.<\/p>\n<p><b>Not Exaggerating (well okay, maybe a little):<\/b><br \/>\nOne day I may haul off and smack her a good one.<\/p>\n<p><b>Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a BLIZZARD!<\/p>\n<p><b>Not Exaggerating:<\/b><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a BLIZZARD! shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exaggerating: The woman next to me raises and lowers her adjustable desk 42 times per day. Not Exaggerating: Every time she does, my desk and the floor shake. Exaggerating: My fingers are frozen fast to my keyboard, mkaingy it bvery dissgult to typde Not Exaggerating: It&#8217;s damn bloody cold in this building. Exaggerating: Karin&#8217;s screaming last night when I tried to exchange her clothes for pajamas pierced every eardrum in a 20-yard radius and resulted in tinnitus for the entire family. Not Exaggerating (well okay, maybe a little): One day I may haul off and smack her a good one.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6268,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions\/6268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}